Ad Hominem I am so furious that my Chinese teacher did not give me an A for the last term. I mean, did you ever hear her horrible accent? She is not even good at English, but she still expects me to be perfect at Chinese.
Straw Man Corky always tells me that many college applicants get into prestigious colleges with high ACT scores. However, I argue that the SAT is the most important test when it comes to college admission. Traditionally, most high school students went to college with high SAT scores. In addition, there are so many preparation books for the SAT in bookstores. Students must take the SAT because it is the most important test for colleges. Corky must not know what she is talking about as the director of college advising.
Appeal to pity I highly respect Culver figures such as Frank Batten and care greatly about the Culver Academies’ core values: duty, honor, service, and justice. Unfortunately, my family can no longer financially support me for this institution. Therefore, the academies should grant the Batten scholarship to me, someone who cares about the main values of Culver and respects Mr. Batten. To ignore my request for the Batten scholarship would be to show disrespect to the values of Mr. Culver and Mr. Batten.
Straw Man Sarah thinks even though Culver Academy offers various opportunities for students to have good boarding experiences, some of its rules are too restrict. However, I argue that Culver Academy is the best school in the state of Indiana. Academically, it has abundant academic resources, including about 30 honor and AP courses. For students who struggle in class, Culver Academy has tutorial rooms and writing centers for help. Besides having great amount of academic resources, Culver Academies has varieties sports teams as well. It does not only offer common sports such as basketball, volleyball and soccer, but also offers sports such as fencing, polo and hockey. Culver Academies educates teenagers from both the aspects of mind and body. It sets up a perfect example for other high schools. Clearly, Sarah is wrong.
Ad Hominem Elvis Costello is a better singer than Hannah Montana. I mean the only way she is even famous is because she dresses up in a wig, and has bedazzled outfits. Her stardom is overrated, and her dance moves are pitiful. She is also a terrible inspiration to kids, because she walks around the street barely clothed. She just seems so fake, that is why Elvis is a way better singer than she can ever hope to be.
Parental Advisory Stickers began being seen on albums in 1985. These stickers “advised” parents about the content and material on the album. I remember going to the store to buy a new Cd with my mother and seeing the Parental Advisory sticker on the front. Mother saw it too. It infuriates me that just because of a sticker on the front it prohibits me from buying the new album. Now, because of a few bad words I need my parents’ permission to listen to a couple of songs. Why should my parents decide what I listen to? It’s not their right to shelter me from what someone else sings. I have rights to listen to what I want to and now that right has been taken from me. It isn’t my mother’s decision, besides even she listens to music with vulgar language. She doesn’t understand the music that I listen to. All she cares about is her country tunes playing on the radio.
Ad Hominem I can't believe Mr. Q took my snap-back away. He's so old and has no social skills, so he doesn't let me rock my swag around campus. This is so not fair.
My roommate just got in West Point. He is a nice guy. Therefore, nice people apply West point. Then someone who does not apply West Point will be a bad guy! Only the people who are in West Point are nice, rest of us are unfriendly.
Thousands of people are displaced yearly due to natural disasters. At Rebuild Life we want to help families in need. That is why you must use our products. If you care enough to help the world, then you'll shop with us.
Appeal to pity: The Kuala Bears at The Lincoln Park Zoo, are dying as we speak. The zoo keepers are trying their hardest to ensure that the bears continue to live. If you care about the bears, you need to send money as soon as possible to The Lincoln Park Zoo Kuala Fund. You wouldn't want to be the cause of these innocent cuddly bears deaths', since you couldn't spare a few dollars.
Ad Hominem My roommate’s suggestion to put “be quiet during one is sleeping” in roommate contracts is ridiculous. The way she slams the door and talks out loud with her friends in the middle of night is totally differing from what she has said. She is very disrespectful and bad-mannered overall.
Straw man: Football players who wear eyeblack, visors, and wristbands are the best players on the field. They look good and have outrageous swagger, and seem to be shown on the TV more often than everybody else. Looking good must means a lot in the sport, which is why the stylish players are always the best.
Ad Hominem John thinks he will get a Gold A for the semester, but I don’t think he will receive it. Did you see how much he eats? He is really fat!
Appeal to Pity There are 30 children starving to death every second in Africa. The new TrippleMac burger is all about quality. Each TrippleMac can help 5 children to survive for the next week. Life is on your hand.
Appeal to pity Every day animals suffer from starvation, abuse and abandonment. As we continue living our daily lives animals are dying everywhere. If you donate five dollars, and two minutes out of your busy schedules, you could help build a new shelter for these animals. If this money is not raised these conditions will continue to grow.
Children in Africa are starving to death and a slight donation made by you can make an enormous difference in these poor communities. They need your help! By ignoring this commercial you are just going to condemn thousands of kids to death. Donate now to 850-211-739, they need you.
Ad Hominem Pitt Bulls are the ugliest dogs in the entire world. They look like they ran into a wall because they are so stupid. They're lazy and don't do anything except look angry all the time. My friend got bitten by one because they are so mean. Why can't they just be nice and cuddly like golden retrievers?
Appeal to pity Disney channel is dying. Please call 1-800-help Disney Survive to rid the world of horrible disney shows like Hannah Montana. Your children are suffering so make a difference and bring back those classic shows because no child should have to go through watching such agony. SO sen money to us now, before you kill your children.
Warning: Do not take this seriously it is very dramatic and your kids will not die from watching Disney channel (their brain might).
15 comments:
Ad Hominem
I am so furious that my Chinese teacher did not give me an A for the last term. I mean, did you ever hear her horrible accent? She is not even good at English, but she still expects me to be perfect at Chinese.
Straw Man
Corky always tells me that many college applicants get into prestigious colleges with high ACT scores. However, I argue that the SAT is the most important test when it comes to college admission. Traditionally, most high school students went to college with high SAT scores. In addition, there are so many preparation books for the SAT in bookstores. Students must take the SAT because it is the most important test for colleges. Corky must not know what she is talking about as the director of college advising.
Appeal to pity
I highly respect Culver figures such as Frank Batten and care greatly about the Culver Academies’ core values: duty, honor, service, and justice. Unfortunately, my family can no longer financially support me for this institution. Therefore, the academies should grant the Batten scholarship to me, someone who cares about the main values of Culver and respects Mr. Batten. To ignore my request for the Batten scholarship would be to show disrespect to the values of Mr. Culver and Mr. Batten.
Straw Man
Sarah thinks even though Culver Academy offers various opportunities for students to have good boarding experiences, some of its rules are too restrict. However, I argue that Culver Academy is the best school in the state of Indiana. Academically, it has abundant academic resources, including about 30 honor and AP courses. For students who struggle in class, Culver Academy has tutorial rooms and writing centers for help. Besides having great amount of academic resources, Culver Academies has varieties sports teams as well. It does not only offer common sports such as basketball, volleyball and soccer, but also offers sports such as fencing, polo and hockey. Culver Academies educates teenagers from both the aspects of mind and body. It sets up a perfect example for other high schools. Clearly, Sarah is wrong.
Ad Hominem
Elvis Costello is a better singer than Hannah Montana. I mean the only way she is even famous is because she dresses up in a wig, and has bedazzled outfits. Her stardom is overrated, and her dance moves are pitiful. She is also a terrible inspiration to kids, because she walks around the street barely clothed. She just seems so fake, that is why Elvis is a way better singer than she can ever hope to be.
Bad Paragraph Ad Hominem
Parental Advisory Stickers began being seen on albums in 1985. These stickers “advised” parents about the content and material on the album. I remember going to the store to buy a new Cd with my mother and seeing the Parental Advisory sticker on the front. Mother saw it too. It infuriates me that just because of a sticker on the front it prohibits me from buying the new album. Now, because of a few bad words I need my parents’ permission to listen to a couple of songs. Why should my parents decide what I listen to? It’s not their right to shelter me from what someone else sings. I have rights to listen to what I want to and now that right has been taken from me. It isn’t my mother’s decision, besides even she listens to music with vulgar language. She doesn’t understand the music that I listen to. All she cares about is her country tunes playing on the radio.
Ad Hominem
I can't believe Mr. Q took my snap-back away. He's so old and has no social skills, so he doesn't let me rock my swag around campus. This is so not fair.
My roommate just got in West Point. He is a nice guy. Therefore, nice people apply West point. Then someone who does not apply West Point will be a bad guy! Only the people who are in West Point are nice, rest of us are unfriendly.
Appeal to Pity
Thousands of people are displaced yearly due to natural disasters. At Rebuild Life we want to help families in need. That is why you must use our products. If you care enough to help the world, then you'll shop with us.
Appeal to pity:
The Kuala Bears at The Lincoln Park Zoo, are dying as we speak. The zoo keepers are trying their hardest to ensure that the bears continue to live. If you care about the bears, you need to send money as soon as possible to The Lincoln Park Zoo Kuala Fund. You wouldn't want to be the cause of these innocent cuddly bears deaths', since you couldn't spare a few dollars.
Ad Hominem
My roommate’s suggestion to put “be quiet during one is sleeping” in roommate contracts is ridiculous. The way she slams the door and talks out loud with her friends in the middle of night is totally differing from what she has said. She is very disrespectful and bad-mannered overall.
Straw man:
Football players who wear eyeblack, visors, and wristbands are the best players on the field. They look good and have outrageous swagger, and seem to be shown on the TV more often than everybody else. Looking good must means a lot in the sport, which is why the stylish players are always the best.
Ad Hominem
John thinks he will get a Gold A for the semester, but I don’t think he will receive it. Did you see how much he eats? He is really fat!
Appeal to Pity
There are 30 children starving to death every second in Africa. The new TrippleMac burger is all about quality. Each TrippleMac can help 5 children to survive for the next week. Life is on your hand.
Appeal to pity
Every day animals suffer from starvation, abuse and abandonment. As we continue living our daily lives animals are dying everywhere. If you donate five dollars, and two minutes out of your busy schedules, you could help build a new shelter for these animals. If this money is not raised these conditions will continue to grow.
Appeal to Pity
Children in Africa are starving to death and a slight donation made by you can make an enormous difference in these poor communities. They need your help! By ignoring this commercial you are just going to condemn thousands of kids to death. Donate now to 850-211-739, they need you.
Ad Hominem
Pitt Bulls are the ugliest dogs in the entire world. They look like they ran into a wall because they are so stupid. They're lazy and don't do anything except look angry all the time. My friend got bitten by one because they are so mean. Why can't they just be nice and cuddly like golden retrievers?
Appeal to pity
Disney channel is dying. Please call 1-800-help Disney Survive to rid the world of horrible disney shows like Hannah Montana. Your children are suffering so make a difference and bring back those classic shows because no child should have to go through watching such agony. SO sen money to us now, before you kill your children.
Warning: Do not take this seriously it is very dramatic and your kids will not die from watching Disney channel (their brain might).
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